Beryl's Blog

Eagles vs Tigers

Centre stage and no-ones home!

Give the new tiger coach something to smile about and his gorgeous old duck, 88 and still goin to the footy, what a legend. This ones for you darl.

 Go tigers

Cats vs Freo

Cats are home and Freo will have the jet lag.

No excuses.. Easy warm up for the cats for the finals.

Hawks vs Bombers

Gee the Hawks are arsey aren’t they. But I just don’t think there going to pull off this time. Plus me Aunty Ree, is on blood pressure tablets after the last few weeks , so for her health and my wealth (I put a sneaky 50 bucks on em)! Go bombers

Blues vs Crows

The blues have had a few disciplinary issues this week so they’re gunna be fighting extra hard in this one. The Crows are in good form, but the Judstar for the blues is going to remember his pay check and play the game of his life.

Swans vs Lions

Swans at home are a different team, I Know the Lions are on fire, but Im gunna back the Swans, they are just like Syphilis, no matter what you do about it they just keep coming back.

Port vs Kangas

Well boys, just think of it as a preseason drill. Kangas, have peaked too late, could be an exciting year for them next year.

They will finish in style, it’s the kangas all the way.

Dees vs Saints

This is a funny little mix isn’t it, like me going out with a midget.

Saints are going to flog em, sorry Dee’s your season cant finish quick enough.

Pies vs Doggies

They’re saying this is the game of the year and I have to agree.

Sunday arvo cant come quick enough, I’m bloody torn here, can I say a draw???

Ok ...pies...doggies.. just flipped a coin...

Go scragga’s

Dogs vs. Cats

Well as you all know I have a soft spot for the dogs, but those cats are a conniving lot, I think the dogs just may retreat in the kennel tonight.

Blues vs. Dees

Well the blues are having a good run and I don’t think its going to stop here.

A thrashing for the Dee’s.

Crows vs. Eagles

Battle of the birds, both flocks are looking good, however seeing that there nesting at home I’m going for the Crows.

Lions vs. Port

 Well Port is as fickle as my hot flushes at the moment. You just never know what to expect. Lions will have an easy win here.

Tigers vs. Hawks

I think Cuzzy needs to share some of his grease around and start revving up the boys, hey..Or he can come over and give me a rev up if he wants...I tell ya if no one takes him next year, he can certainly have a spot here in Broadmeadows, I’d sure keep him fit... Hawks will get a good win here.

Saints vs. Roos

Well, well, well, wasn’t that a heart stopper last week. It just shows ya anything is possible. Just like me dating a 20 year old last week, yes, I did.. ok he may have been a midget , but we still had a fantastic time.

The Saints won’t be happy, they will be doing more than marching in.  Sorry Roo’s, you may as well call in sick! .

Freo vs. Bombers

 Well after last week’s form you’d be mad not to back em, ey. My Auntie Ree says she had more fun last week than when the last time the US Navy was in town but that was a long time ago. Go bombers

Pies vs. Sydney

I think the pies will be looking good, Joffa just may get his jacket out but then the Swannies will fight back as usual and snap a quick win. It’s the Swans for me in a tight one.

Hawks vs Crows

Big one at the MCG tonight. Its the Battle of the feathers.  Hawks are playing for their life, but I think the Crows will squawk louder.

Its the crows for me.

Tigers vs Pies

I just love both these hard core Melbourne town teams. Everything in me head says the pies, but me heart says the tigers.

It would be nice, so its Richmond for me.

Eagles vs Kangas

Well the Eagles had a bit of grunt in em last week and it paid off, I think there on a roll. Sorry kangas your season is over.

Lions vs Doggies

Well if the doggies don’t redeem themselves this week, I have to say that they might as well give up on this year so its the Doggies in a must win game.

Swans vs Cats

I really like the Swans. I can never really count them out and with a coach like that who would want to. Ohh Mr Roos you can coach me all you like. Sorry Cats fans, bomber isn’t my type.

Go Swannies,

Dees vs Freo

 It’s already depressing. Mr Kennett will probably pick up a few Beyond blue ambassadors at this match.

Go demos

Port vs Blues

Well, Port are as unpredictable as my period at the moment, might be going through the change! HAHAHAHA

However, I think they might just get up, they at home and their hungry for a win.

Bombers vs Saints

As I said before, ‘I want what there havin”. Bloody hell, nothing is getting in Saints way, so Bomber’s sorry, Aunty Ree another sad week for ya.

Carlton- Geelong

It’s a battle of the blues tonight. Which shade of blue will win the test of time? The Cats are still a great team and they will be too good for the Blues.I think stripes are more slimming...so it’s Geelong for me.

Bulldogs-West Coast

Well the Eagles have a history of “travel phobia” and I am sure one day they shall break this disease... just not this weekend. The Doggies will win. It may be close though.

Hawthorn-StKilda

I don’t know what is in the water around St Kilda, but I tell ya its worth investigating. How good are they hey? Un bloody believable.  They have a lot of players out this week...whats happening? Re they all hurt? Are they being ‘rested’? Are St Kilda trying to ‘tank’?  Whatever they are doing, I have just got to back em.

Essendon-Brissy lions

Well the performance last week from the Bombers still has me Aunty Ree in a state of despair. She was actually asked to leave Hamiliton Island due to a ‘Pina Colada’ related incident and she is still spewing about the Bombers.  Unfortunately she will be spewing again cause the Lions will be savage.

Adelaide –Collingwood

Home game for the Crows so ther’ve already started with a lead and I think they will continue it throughout this game. Sorry pies fans, Malthouse is up for another anxiety attack....what is it with Micks little moustache? Is he trying to look like a gay icon? Does he want his own M.M. inspired float at Mardi Gra next year? If he gets one, will Bucks want one as well? The Crows will win this in a tight one...no pun intended.

North Melbourne-Melbourne

Staying real local with this one. I think it might be a real dirty dog afternoon. I hope it’s cold, windy and raining and that will be a real trip down Misery er I mean Memory Lane.. I think Melbourne might just get up.

Richmond- Sydney

Poor Richo, did a hammy out at Coburg last week, poor fella, gee I would love to rub him better, I’ve got a really good technique for the upper thigh  area...anyway , without the Richo Man I think Sydney will smash them.

Fremantle-Port Adelaide

The Power are looking good at home and after last weeks win against the Hawks I have to tip them. I do like the Port boys..... sorry Freo but your season is over.....did it ever really start?

 Best of luck tipsters!

Kangas vs Blues

The Kangas are saying goodbye to Simmo and they usually send their stars off with a win.   

Doggies vs Freo

Well, I say it every week. Freo has no hope....and this week is no different, sorry Freo fans but the Doggies will spank you...Shaun Higgins can spank me anytime..only joking he is young enough to be my Grandson!

Cats vs Crows

I think this might be a good one and I’m gunna back the Crows.

Swannis vs Saints

Well, the Saints keep on winning and are the team to beat, another mighty effort awaits and the Swans will get rolled in a pretty close one.

Pies vs Lions

A good one here. I think the Pies are on a roll, Bucks and Mick are supposed to be a match made in heaven, I just hope that they don’t end up like Tom and Nicole....If Mick is Tom and Bucks is Nicole then is who is Eddie Maybe he is Katie??

I had a great holiday in Brissy last month so I will back them..Lions to get up in a close one.  

Dees vs Tigers

Does anyone even care?? Hahahaha...I’m only joking, I love a bit of Cuzzy...he can grease me up anytime...I think the Tigers will win easy.

Power vs Hawks

The Power desperately need to redeem themselves and for the Women in Power I hope they do...Can a bit of Buddy Love save the Hawks? I don’t think so...

Eagles vs Bombers

My Auntie Ree has gone to Hamilton Island and she is hoping to see the game in the Resort Bar...If the Bombers don’t get up then it will be a cyclone of Pina Collada...get your umbrellas out people cause the Eagles are going to win at home. 

Blues vs Pies

This is going to be a massive game and these two clubs really don’t like each other at all. Collingwood used to be the club with no money and the Blues were always flush with cash and from the big end of town...how things have changed?

The Blue Boys to get up in a tight one.

Cats vs Hawks

The Grand Final rematch is an interesting one cause the Hawks came into some form last week and the Cats have some injury worries. My sister in Corio is a bit worried but I think the Cats will just get home. 

Freo vs Eagles

Does tanking exist? Will either of these clubs even try to win? The supporters of both clubs aren’t too keen on each other so they will be both hoping for a win. Eagles for me.

Lions vs Kangas

The Lions have been the surprise package of the season and the Kangas might have an eye on next year already. Lions to do it easy.

Saints vs Doggies

Can the Saints keep on winning? The Dogs have to beat a top 4 side if they are to taken seriously but I think the Saints will keep on marching on.

Dees vs Swannies

The Demons have been better of late but I think the Swans will be too good.   

Bombers vs Tigers

My Auntie Ree is very confident about this one and i have to agree. Cuzzy is back for the Tiges but I think the boys from Bomberland will be too good.

Crows vs Power

Is this the biggest rivalry in footy? Malcolm blight thinks so but Malcolm does come out with some strange things from time to time....The Women in Power will be going mental for another Showdown win...I just wish I could be there to be their good luck charm again...I tip the Power in a close one! 

Hi gorgeous ladies, Well when they asked me to be on this site I just jumped at the chance because I bloody love me footy.

But I will be upfront with you, I don’t know all the rules, I am a Queenslander by birth, which was rather traumatic (another story) so it was all Rugby up there, big boof heads just charging at each other, head banging without music. I could never get into it but when I moved to Melbourne I discovered what it was all about….

So I started going to a few different games and I got a bit confused… one minute I’m screaming for the Pies and then when Judd moves those hips, well I go crazy…. I go and watch the Hawks and I’m yelling for Hodgey and then I think to myself ‘Richo is a bloody champ as well!!’ So, call me crazy but I am happy to just watch any team, anytime, anywhere.

But I reckon the most important thing is to have a good high energy scream. It’s seriously the cheapest counselling and most effective one you can have. I reckon road rage must reduce by half when the season is on. I love it, you can yell and carry on like a maniac and no one looks twice and if they do they are supporting you, how wonderful is that!

So for me why limit it to one rant when I can rant for them all? So ladies my point of view is a bit mixed up but as long as there is a ball on the field I’m anyone’s!

Well my fellow footy nuts, I love a chat, so drop me a line or two and hopefully I will see you all at one of the games real soon! So best of luck for this week and I’ll be here every week with my predictions and for a gas bag.

Cheers Chicks, Beryl